The worst Fifty Shades of Grey movie merchandise

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Just when you thought the Fifty Shades merchandise couldn't get more tacky, someone goes and releases a teddy bear Mr Grey, complete with little tidy handcuffs.

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The Fifty Shades of Grey movie has already been overkilled a bit, not least by the never ending stream of merchandise.

Some of this is official, some of it's not - but who cares, it's mostly shockingly bad and is starting to feel like they are taking advantage of our good willed love of spanking erotica?

How very dare they.

The Christian Grey teddy bear

You read that correctly BDSM fans, this is Christian Grey bear, complete with little tiny handcuffs, eye mask and silver tie.

"Surprise the one you can't get enough of with this irresistible Bear made with smoky fur and smoldering blue eyes," explains the Vermont teddy bear company. "He's more than 50 shades of fun." For the CEO price of $89.99, he bloody better be.

The Fifty Shades of Grey wine

Fifty Shades of Grey wine


Official merch time. EL James got together with a wine company to produce the 'white silk' and 'red satin' wines.

"Wine plays an important role in 'Fifty Shades of Grey," explains the author. "I've always had a penchant for good wine, so [it combines] two of my passions," the third being making money of course.

Available now for $17.99 a bottle at

Fifty Shades of Grey lingerie: Part 1

Fifty Shades of Grey lingerie collection

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You've read the books, now wear the pants. The first (yes there is more than one) collection of official Fifty Shades lingerie included basic knickers with the embroidered lines, 'Later's Baby' and 'You. Are. Mine.'

Fifty Shades of Grey baby changing mat

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How to mentally scar your children in one easy step.

Available for £7.99 at

Fifty Shades of Grey sex toys

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The sex toy merch was initially released way back in 2012 and sold out in 24 hours. The first item to go was the silver 'love balls' - a favourite toy of Christian and Ana's.

Fifty Shades of Grey bath and massage oils

Fifty Shades of Grey collection

Sticking with the sexy-time theme, a nine product collection of bath and massage oils intended to encapsulate the sexual chemistry of Christian and Ana went on sale, which are 'infused with Christian Grey's 'signature scent' with notes of bergamot, sandalwood and musk.'

Fifty Shade of Grey lingerie: Part 2

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EL James teamed up with Swedish brand KappAhl for an affordable collection of lingerie, including a silver tie and key necklace, that 'exudes style and sensuality.'

Are you over Fifty Shades of Grey?
No, never, I can't wait for the film and I love Christian Grey. LOVE HIM. 33.91%
Yeah, I loved the books - but I'm bored now. 21.74%
So over it I was never under it. Or something. Whatever, it's lame. 44.35%



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